What Are Lawyers Good For?
Monday, January 24th, 2011It sounds like the beginning of a lawyer joke , right? I actually enjoy lawyer jokes. Here’s one I like: Question – What’s the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? Answer – There are skid marks before the snake. The variation is there are skid marks after the lawyer. I always laugh at that one! Thanks to lawyers, these dummies are the only ones with head injuries However, would some products, be as safe as they are without the work of lawyers? I’m inclined to think not. I’m so thankful that changes have been to car safety laws to make them safer. I feel much better about stepping into my car every day because of Here are some improvements to vehicle safety that came about because lawyers made a difference: GAS TANKS . Several car manufactures, including GM and Ford, designed gas tanks placement, which resulted in fires and explosions even in minor collisions. As a result of litigation, gas tanks are now universally located within rigid frames. DOOR LATCHES . Ford’s own engineers identified the problem with its “paddle-style” handles, which allowed the doors to accidentally open in collisions. But rather than fix the design, Ford covered up the problem through red tape, until held accountable. AIR BAGS . Auto manufactures have been developing air bag technology since the 1950s, yet were extremely slow in installing it. By 1988, only two percent of new cars came equipped with air bags. Courts found that manufacturers knew full well their cars were safer with air bags and that many lives could have been saved. Eventually, manufacturers were forced to install air bags in all cars. PARKING . Ford and Chrysler were two manufacturers that experienced systematic problems with transmissions that slipped out of park and allowed their “parked” cars to roll away. In one instance, a pregnant woman was killed after trying to save her four-year-old daughter in a parked minivan that rolled away. Ford eliminated the problem after being held responsible twice in court. Chrysler ignored the problem against its own engineers’ recommendations, until finally litigation and regulatory investigations forced them to recall over a million affected vehicles. ELECTRONIC STABILITY CONTROL . The popularity of SUVs eventually brought to light the electronic stability problems of certain models. Ford’s Explorer, built on the already troubled Bronco II frame, experienced a rollover rate more than twice that of other SUVs. One result of litigation on SUV rollovers was an increased emphasis on the development of electronic stability control. TIRES . Tire manufacturers from Firestone to Goodyear tried to cover up problems with defective tires and have been held accountable in the courts. Firestone’s defective tires caused 271 deaths, and the resulting litigation brought tires and their manufacturers under increased scrutiny. SIDE IMPACTS . When a police officer was left paralyzed by a low-speed, side-impact collision, a court held that the absence of side protection was a design defect. Now all cars are designed with rigid side-impact protection. ROOF CRUSH . Vehicle manufacturers, particularly makes of SUVs, had long known roof strength was a critical weakness during rollovers. Without adequate regulatory standards, it was only litigation that forced manufacturers to begin strengthening roofs. POWER WINDOWS . As power windows became more common, so did deaths associated with them. Children were especially vulnerable through accidental depression of rocker-style window switches. The inexpensive solution, a lift-up style switch, was ignored by several manufacturers in order to cut costs, but litigation eventually forced universal acceptance of the safer switches. SEAT BELTS . Court cases were a long way in highlighting the dangers of inferior seat belts, or no seat belts are all. Once example was Chrysler’s defective Gen 3 seatbelt, installed in more than 14 million cars and proven to unlatch in accidents. Both seat belts and seats themselves were redesigned in response to litigation. SEATS . Safety engineers call the prevalence of weakened seats the “most egregious, widespread defect to be found.” Weak seats can collapse in even low speed impacts and kill rear passengers. Without adequate regulatory standards, only court cases were able to highlight manufacturers’ negligence and force them to install stronger seats in all cars instead of just certain models. So, next time you think of a lawyer joke, go ahead and laugh. Just remember, we’ve done a few things right.